catmask-phantomler: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN good actor
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
bleproxursox: bleproxursox: right so my dad came in so i spun around in my chair to face him but i misjudged how spinny my chair is so it just kept going right the way round until i was back where i started i dID IT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME I CRASHED INTO MY WARDROBE
sterekdestiel: arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x]
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
nexxious7: bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything